I was ten when the Kid appeared. Summer break had just
begun, and all the neighborhood boys my age were gathered at the corner of our
block. The Kid coasted up on an old bicycle that instantly told us he didn’t
belong in our gang, but he asked me anyway, “Can I jump?”
The Kid was taller than any of us, and skinny, but he
didn't look much older than we were. None of us knew who he was, or where he
came from, but that didn't stop him from riding up and asking that question,
“Can I jump?”
I was standing astride my metallic gold Schwinn Stingray.
My buddy Matt was making a final adjustment to the ramp we had just set up a
short distance down the sidewalk. “On that bike?” I asked.
“Sure, why not?” he answered.
Matt walked back from the ramp. “It’s ready,” he said.
The ramp consisted of a plywood board leaned up against an assortment of bricks
and cinder blocks collected from a nearby alley.
My friends and I all rode Schwinn Stingray bicycles that
summer with banana seats and ape-hanger handlebars. We reveled in the thought
that we rode the coolest bikes around; except for Brad. Brad had a Huffy. We
pretended not to notice, but we were all very aware that Brad had a Huffy. The
Kid’s bike was different from all of ours though. It didn’t even try to look
like a Stingray the way that Brad’s Huffy tried. It was a taller bike, like an
adult would ride. “You can jump if you want to,” I said.
Jumping was the reason we were there. More times than I
can remember we set up the makeshift ramp and took turns riding our bikes over
it. We jumped high over imaginary obstacles to the dismay of elderly neighbors
who peered at us through foggy windows in the fall, and over neatly trimmed
hedges in the spring and summer. “Someday we’ll jump over a car,” Matt would
declare.
“Two cars!” one of us would add. That’s what young boys
did back in the daredevil days of Evel Knievel.
Without a word I pedaled toward the ramp to show the Kid
how it was done. I quickly sped up to a pace that would launch me nearly two
feet off the ground, and shoot me two yards down the sidewalk. An impressive
jump by neighborhood standards.
Just before hitting the ramp I stood up on my pedals, and
held tight to the handle grips. As I flew off the end of the plywood board I
leaned forward just enough to keep the bike level with the ground, and braced
for the landing. Then, as the imaginary crowd cheered, I slammed on the brake
and did my signature half turn skid before circling back to the corner.
As I pedaled up to the gang I saw the Kid riding away.
“Scared?” someone taunted.
“I wouldn’t jump that bike either!” sneered another
voice.
The Kid rode across the street and up the hill to the
next corner. Then he turned around and stopped. Even though the Kid was tall,
his bike was too big for him. He stood there looking down at us with one foot
on the ground, and his bike leaning way too far over to look comfortable. I
didn’t really know what to make of him. But I do know if it hadn’t been for
what he did next, that image of him up there on the hill would have faded from
my memory long ago.
With a hard shove off the ground the Kid was suddenly
back up on his bike, and peddling toward us. He accelerated faster and faster
down the hill. As he neared the intersection his intent became clear. We
scattered out of the way. Matt ran into the middle of the street and yelled,
“No cars!” to let the Kid know that the coast was clear. With no curbs to watch
out for in the neighborhood the Kid flew across the street and was now back on
our block speeding toward the ramp.
“Oh no!” we must have all thought at the same time. Who
would run to get his parents? We didn’t even know where he lived. I always
hated running to adults for help. The last time I had to do it was when Kenny
jumped into the telephone pole hole.
One Friday
afternoon the phone company drilled a hole for a new telephone pole, and set an
orange cone next to it to warn people away during the weekend. Well by Sunday
Kenny just couldn’t resist any longer. He walked up to the edge of the hole and
jumped in. Three of us witnessed the event. It looked like someone jumping into
a swimming pool, except there wasn’t a splash when Kenny submerged himself into
the earth. There was just a thump and grunt as he instantly disappeared up to
his arm pits.
The next thing we
heard was our own laughter followed by Kenny’s frantic screaming. “Get my mom!”
he yelled. Not wanting to face Kenny’s mom, we pulled on his arms. We couldn’t
budge him. “I can’t breathe,” he cried. Tears began streaming down his now
bright red face. His house was four blocks away, so I ran and pounded on the
nearest door for help. After I managed to spit out the details of Kenny’s stunt
to Mrs. Olsen, she went back inside and made the necessary phone calls. A
policeman came. A fire truck came. Kenny’s mom came. Half the neighborhood came
to watch them dig Kenny out of the hole. We called him Kenny the Cork for a
long time after that.
The Kid was going way too fast. All of us knew it, but it
was too late to stop him. He’ll swerve around the ramp I thought. He’d be crazy
not to. But he stayed in the middle of the sidewalk peddling harder and harder
as the ramp got closer. We should have all been yelling at him to stop, but we
just stood there speechless. I heard his tires hit the ramp, and I saw the
board flex and bounce up as the Kid went airborne.
I don’t think any of us could believe what we were
seeing. Not even Matt would dare to hit the ramp at full speed, let alone with
the gravity of that hill pushing behind him. Why would the Kid do something so
stupid?
When I was nine I
met a bunch of strange boys who were rolling a big culvert pipe down our
street. They said they were headed to the park to push it off the big hill. It
sounded like a cool idea, so I tagged along. Then as we all stood at the top of
the hill someone came up with a second cool idea. “I’ll do it!” I quickly said.
For reasons I can’t explain I had just volunteered to ride inside the tube.
Moments later there
I was, inside the thing. “Ready?” they yelled.
“Ready!” I yelled
back. As soon as the boys started pushing I knew I’d made a mistake, but I
couldn’t take it back. My head slammed against the inside of the pipe
repeatedly as I bounced and rolled like a cat in a tumble dryer all the way to
the bottom. The boys stood whooping and laughing at the top of the hill. When
everything finally stopped spinning, I crawled out of the tube, and threw up in
the grass.
Frozen with fear, we just stood there staring slack-jawed
as the Kid soared high into the air. “Lean forward!” I willed, but he didn’t
lean forward. In fact he seemed to be pulling back on the handlebars. The
entire gang watched in horror. Evel Knievel’s infamous Caesars Palace jump
replayed in my mind. “Someday we’ll jump over a car,” a voice inside my head
whispered. “Two cars!” a second voice added.
The Kid would easily fly high enough to clear two cars on
this day, but he was turning upside down now. He looked like he might even do a
full back flip, but he had no landing ramp. Evel Knievel always had a landing
ramp, but Evel never tried to do a back flip. If holding our collective breath
could have helped the Kid complete the flip and land on his wheels, then he
certainly would have landed on his wheels. He would have completed the greatest
stunt a kid could ever dream of pulling off. But nothing we did now could alter
the chain of events that was about to occur.
At the peak of his jump the Kid abandoned the bike. Still
tumbling backwards, he twisted and turned, desperately searching for the ground
below. If he caught a glimpse of the ramp, it must have seemed very far away.
Nothing but concrete awaited the Kid now, like tarmac
awaiting a crippled airplane descending for an emergency landing. But instead
of firemen and medics, only a bunch of ten year old boys were standing by.
When the silence was finally broken there was yelling,
and crying, and panic. I tried to run to the nearest adult for help, but the
door flew open before I could even reach the porch. Mr. Harris bolted past me
toward the Kid, with Mrs. Harris chasing behind. “Call an ambulance!” he
yelled, and she ran back inside the house.
Mr. Harris tried to comfort the Kid as he lay in a heap
in the middle of the sidewalk. Jenny Harris brought her dad a towel that he
used to soak up the blood from the Kid’s face, and arms, and chest. Mrs. Harris
yelled from the porch that an ambulance was on the way. Moments later she came
running across the yard holding a green wool army blanket. They carefully
lifted the Kid off the sidewalk and set him on the blanket in the grass. Mrs.
Harris took Jenny back inside the house, leaving Mr. Harris alone with the Kid.
Some of the gang fled, but most of us remained in a wide
semi-circle around the scene. The circle soon filled with onlookers from nearby
homes, one muttering, “This was bound to happen eventually,” and others nodding
in agreement. A siren could be heard in the distance.
Some of the gang’s parents started showing up. Brad’s dad
came running over from across the street. He went straight to helping Mr.
Harris tend to the Kid. He knelt down and assured the Kid that everything would
be okay. “You’re going to be fine,” he said, “Just try not to move.” Matt’s Mom
walked up and took him home. A couple other parents did likewise.
Soon the siren’s promise of help arrived. Two men in
white uniforms quickly took over the Kid’s care. They asked him some questions
and thoroughly looked him over from head to toe. Next they wrapped him in
gauze, one damaged section at a time until there wasn’t much left of the Kid to
see. Then they carefully loaded him into the ambulance, and shut the doors.
I was standing astride my new metallic gold Schwinn
Stingray when they rushed the Kid away. As he disappeared around the corner I
pedaled up the hill to where his daredevil ride began. I turned around and
stopped where the he had stopped. I looked down at the ramp and imagined racing
toward it. I watched Mr. Harris wash the blood off the sidewalk. I watched
Brad’s dad dismantle the ramp, and discard its various parts. When they were
finished I coasted home.
As dusk approached that evening an old pickup truck drove
down our street and stopped at the corner. The vehicle’s lone occupant, a tall
thin man with dark hair got out and walked over to the Kid’s broken bicycle. He
paused for a moment, studying the bent metal. Then he carefully loaded it into
the back of the truck, climbed inside the cab, and slowly drove away.