I'm going to the pumpkin patch
now with a scary plan to hatch.
Some little goblins I will catch,
and then their heads I will detatch,
and chop them up to make a batch...
a batch of goblin stew from scratch,
the likes of which no mix can match.
And then I'll give a bowl to you
for I am sure you'll like it too
much better than that awful goo
they sell down on the Avenue.
That stuff I cannot bear to chew!
I make a face like Depardieu
when'er I eat it. Yes I do.
Oh yes I do. I swear it's true!
And if you ate it you would too...
So take a tip from one who knows
that goblin stew mix really blows.
It's nothing like the label shows.
You'll find it's mostly made from crows
and artificial goblin toes -
the kind that never decompose.
I would not feed it to my foes!
But I digress. Now I must leave.
I've many goblins yet to cleave.
Goodbye,
and Happy Hallows' Eve!
