We
never learned his name, but the Kid would be hard to forget.
I was ten when the Kid appeared. Summer break had just begun, and all the neighborhood boys my age were gathered at the corner of our block. The Kid coasted up on an old bicycle that instantly told us he didn’t belong in our gang, but he asked us anyway, “Can I jump?” I was standing astride my new metallic gold Schwinn Stingray. My buddy Matt was making a final adjustment to the ramp we had just set up a short distance down the sidewalk.
The Kid was taller than any of us, and skinny, but he didn't look much older than we were. None of us knew who he was, or where he came from, but that didn't stop him from riding right up and asking that question, “Can I jump?”
“On that bike?” I asked.
“Sure, why not?” he answered.
Matt walked back from the ramp. “It’s ready,” he said. The ramp consisted of a plywood board leaned up against an assortment of bricks and cinder blocks collected from a nearby alley.
All my friends and I rode Schwinn Stingray bicycles that summer, with banana seats and ape-hanger handlebars. We reveled in the thought that we rode the coolest bikes around. Except for Brad. Brad had a Huffy. We pretended not to notice, but we were all very aware that Brad had a Huffy. The Kid’s bike was different from all of ours though. It didn’t even try to look like a Stingray the way that Brad’s Huffy tried. It was a taller bike, like an adult would ride. “You can jump if you want to,” I said.
Jumping was the reason we were there. Every week we set up the makeshift ramp and took turns riding our bikes over it. We jumped high over imaginary obstacles to the dismay of elderly neighbors who peered at us through foggy windows in the fall, and over neatly trimmed hedges in the spring and summer. “Someday we’ll jump over a car,” Matt often declared.
“Two cars!” one of us would then add. This is what young boys did back in the daredevil days of Evel Knievel.
Without a word I pedaled toward the ramp to show the Kid how it was done. I quickly sped up to a pace that would launch me nearly two feet off the ground, and shoot me almost two yards down the sidewalk. An impressive jump by neighborhood standards.
Just before hitting the ramp I stood up on my pedals, and held tight to the handle grips. As I flew off the end of the plywood board I leaned forward just enough to keep the bike level with the ground, and braced for the landing. Then, as the imaginary crowd cheered, I slammed on the brake and did my signature half turn skid before circling back to the corner.
As I pedaled up to the gang I saw the Kid riding away. “Scared?” someone taunted.
“I wouldn’t jump that bike either,” yelled another voice.
The Kid rode across the street and up the hill to the next corner. Then he turned around and stopped. Even though the Kid was tall, his bike was too big for him. He stood there looking back at us with one foot on the ground, and his bike leaning way too far over to look comfortable. I didn’t really know what to make of him. But I do know if it hadn’t been for what he did next, that image of him up there on the hill would have faded from my memory long ago.
With a hard shove off the ground the Kid was suddenly back up on his bike, and peddling toward us. He accelerated faster and faster down the hill. As he neared the intersection his intent became clear. We scattered out of the way. Matt ran into the middle of the street and yelled, “No cars!” to let the Kid know that the coast was clear. With no curbs to watch out for in the neighborhood the Kid flew across the street and was now back on our block speeding toward the ramp.
“Oh no!” we must have all thought at the same time. Who would run to get his parents? We didn’t even know where he lived. I always hated running to adults for help. The last time I had to do it was when Kenny jumped into the telephone pole hole.
One Friday afternoon the phone company drilled a hole for a new telephone pole, and set an orange cone next to it to warn people away during the weekend. Well by Sunday Kenny just couldn’t resist any longer. He walked up to the edge of the hole and jumped in. Three of us witnessed the event. It looked like someone jumping into a swimming pool, except there wasn’t a splash when Kenny submerged himself into the earth. There was just a thump and grunt as he instantly disappeared up to his arm pits.
The next thing we heard was our own laughter followed by Kenny’s frantic screaming. “Get my mom!” he yelled. Not wanting to face Kenny’s mom, we pulled on his arms. We couldn’t budge him. “I can’t breathe,” he cried. Tears began streaming down his now bright red face. His house was four blocks away, so I ran and pounded on the nearest door for help. After I managed to spit out the details of Kenny’s situation to Mrs. Olsen, she went back inside and made the necessary phone calls. A policeman came. A fire truck came. Kenny’s mom came. Half the neighborhood came to watch them dig Kenny out of the hole. We called him Kenny the Cork for a long time after that.
The Kid was going way too fast. All of us knew it, but it was too late to stop him. He’ll swerve around the ramp I thought. He’d be crazy not to. But he stayed in the middle of the sidewalk peddling harder and harder as the ramp got closer. We should have all been screaming at him to stop, but we just stood there speechless. I heard his tires hit the ramp, and I saw the board flex and bounce up as the Kid went airborne.
When I was nine I met a bunch of boys who were rolling a big culvert pipe down our street. They said they were headed to the park to push it off the big hill. It sounded like a cool idea, so I tagged along. Then as we all stood at the top of the hill, someone came up with a second cool idea. I quickly said, “I’ll do it!”
I had just volunteered to pilot the tube on its maiden voyage. I crawled inside, like John Glenn climbing into Friendship 7, and yelled, “ready!” Soon after the launch my head slammed against the inside of the pipe as I bounced and rolled like a cat in a tumble dryer all the way to the bottom. When everything finally stopped spinning, I crawled out of the tube, and threw up in the grass.
The Kid’s ascent seemed to continue for a long time. Frozen with fear, we just stood there staring slack-jawed as he soared higher into the air. “Lean forward!” I willed, but he didn’t lean forward. In fact he was pulling back hard on the handlebars. The entire gang watched in horror. Evel Knievel’s infamous Caesars Palace jump replayed in my mind. “Someday we’ll jump over a car,” a voice inside my head whispered. “Two cars!” a second voice added.
The Kid would easily fly far enough to clear two cars on that day, but he was turning upside down now. He looked like he might even do a full back flip, but he had no landing ramp. Evel Knievel always had a landing ramp, but Evel never tried to do a back flip. If holding our collective breath could have helped the Kid complete the flip and land on his wheels, then he certainly would have landed on his wheels. He would have completed the greatest stunt a kid could have ever dreamed of pulling off. But nothing we did now could alter the chain of events that was about to occur.
When the Kid started falling back to earth he abandoned the bicycle. Still tumbling backwards, he twisted and turned, desperately searching for the ground below. If he caught a glimpse of the ramp, it must have seemed very far away.
Concrete awaited the Kid now, like tarmac awaiting a distressed airplane’s emergency landing. But instead of a qualified crew of firemen and medics, only a bunch of ten year old boys were standing by.
When our silence was finally broken by the crash, there was screaming, and yelling, and crying. I tried to run to the nearest adult for help, but the door flew open before I could even reach the porch. Mr. Harris bolted past me toward the Kid, with Mrs. Harris chasing behind. “Call an ambulance!” he yelled, and she ran back inside the house.
Mr. Harris tried to comfort the Kid as he lay in a heap in the middle of the sidewalk. Jenny brought a towel that Mr. Harris used to soak up blood from the Kid’s chest, and arms, and chin. Red stains on the Kid’s knees slowly grew as the sirens grew closer.
Some of the gang fled, but most of us remained in a wide semi-circle around the scene. The circle soon filled with onlookers from nearby homes, some muttering, “This was bound to happen eventually,” and others nodding in agreement. Matt and I sat on a lawn across the street and watched as they wrapped the Kid in gauze and loaded him into the ambulance. The crumpled bike remained where it landed until someone finally hauled it away the next morning. The ramp was dismantled and discarded. Our jumping days were over. We never saw the Kid again.
I was ten when the Kid appeared. Summer break had just begun, and all the neighborhood boys my age were gathered at the corner of our block. The Kid coasted up on an old bicycle that instantly told us he didn’t belong in our gang, but he asked us anyway, “Can I jump?” I was standing astride my new metallic gold Schwinn Stingray. My buddy Matt was making a final adjustment to the ramp we had just set up a short distance down the sidewalk.
The Kid was taller than any of us, and skinny, but he didn't look much older than we were. None of us knew who he was, or where he came from, but that didn't stop him from riding right up and asking that question, “Can I jump?”
“On that bike?” I asked.
“Sure, why not?” he answered.
Matt walked back from the ramp. “It’s ready,” he said. The ramp consisted of a plywood board leaned up against an assortment of bricks and cinder blocks collected from a nearby alley.
All my friends and I rode Schwinn Stingray bicycles that summer, with banana seats and ape-hanger handlebars. We reveled in the thought that we rode the coolest bikes around. Except for Brad. Brad had a Huffy. We pretended not to notice, but we were all very aware that Brad had a Huffy. The Kid’s bike was different from all of ours though. It didn’t even try to look like a Stingray the way that Brad’s Huffy tried. It was a taller bike, like an adult would ride. “You can jump if you want to,” I said.
Jumping was the reason we were there. Every week we set up the makeshift ramp and took turns riding our bikes over it. We jumped high over imaginary obstacles to the dismay of elderly neighbors who peered at us through foggy windows in the fall, and over neatly trimmed hedges in the spring and summer. “Someday we’ll jump over a car,” Matt often declared.
“Two cars!” one of us would then add. This is what young boys did back in the daredevil days of Evel Knievel.
Without a word I pedaled toward the ramp to show the Kid how it was done. I quickly sped up to a pace that would launch me nearly two feet off the ground, and shoot me almost two yards down the sidewalk. An impressive jump by neighborhood standards.
Just before hitting the ramp I stood up on my pedals, and held tight to the handle grips. As I flew off the end of the plywood board I leaned forward just enough to keep the bike level with the ground, and braced for the landing. Then, as the imaginary crowd cheered, I slammed on the brake and did my signature half turn skid before circling back to the corner.
As I pedaled up to the gang I saw the Kid riding away. “Scared?” someone taunted.
“I wouldn’t jump that bike either,” yelled another voice.
The Kid rode across the street and up the hill to the next corner. Then he turned around and stopped. Even though the Kid was tall, his bike was too big for him. He stood there looking back at us with one foot on the ground, and his bike leaning way too far over to look comfortable. I didn’t really know what to make of him. But I do know if it hadn’t been for what he did next, that image of him up there on the hill would have faded from my memory long ago.
With a hard shove off the ground the Kid was suddenly back up on his bike, and peddling toward us. He accelerated faster and faster down the hill. As he neared the intersection his intent became clear. We scattered out of the way. Matt ran into the middle of the street and yelled, “No cars!” to let the Kid know that the coast was clear. With no curbs to watch out for in the neighborhood the Kid flew across the street and was now back on our block speeding toward the ramp.
“Oh no!” we must have all thought at the same time. Who would run to get his parents? We didn’t even know where he lived. I always hated running to adults for help. The last time I had to do it was when Kenny jumped into the telephone pole hole.
One Friday afternoon the phone company drilled a hole for a new telephone pole, and set an orange cone next to it to warn people away during the weekend. Well by Sunday Kenny just couldn’t resist any longer. He walked up to the edge of the hole and jumped in. Three of us witnessed the event. It looked like someone jumping into a swimming pool, except there wasn’t a splash when Kenny submerged himself into the earth. There was just a thump and grunt as he instantly disappeared up to his arm pits.
The next thing we heard was our own laughter followed by Kenny’s frantic screaming. “Get my mom!” he yelled. Not wanting to face Kenny’s mom, we pulled on his arms. We couldn’t budge him. “I can’t breathe,” he cried. Tears began streaming down his now bright red face. His house was four blocks away, so I ran and pounded on the nearest door for help. After I managed to spit out the details of Kenny’s situation to Mrs. Olsen, she went back inside and made the necessary phone calls. A policeman came. A fire truck came. Kenny’s mom came. Half the neighborhood came to watch them dig Kenny out of the hole. We called him Kenny the Cork for a long time after that.
The Kid was going way too fast. All of us knew it, but it was too late to stop him. He’ll swerve around the ramp I thought. He’d be crazy not to. But he stayed in the middle of the sidewalk peddling harder and harder as the ramp got closer. We should have all been screaming at him to stop, but we just stood there speechless. I heard his tires hit the ramp, and I saw the board flex and bounce up as the Kid went airborne.
When I was nine I met a bunch of boys who were rolling a big culvert pipe down our street. They said they were headed to the park to push it off the big hill. It sounded like a cool idea, so I tagged along. Then as we all stood at the top of the hill, someone came up with a second cool idea. I quickly said, “I’ll do it!”
I had just volunteered to pilot the tube on its maiden voyage. I crawled inside, like John Glenn climbing into Friendship 7, and yelled, “ready!” Soon after the launch my head slammed against the inside of the pipe as I bounced and rolled like a cat in a tumble dryer all the way to the bottom. When everything finally stopped spinning, I crawled out of the tube, and threw up in the grass.
The Kid’s ascent seemed to continue for a long time. Frozen with fear, we just stood there staring slack-jawed as he soared higher into the air. “Lean forward!” I willed, but he didn’t lean forward. In fact he was pulling back hard on the handlebars. The entire gang watched in horror. Evel Knievel’s infamous Caesars Palace jump replayed in my mind. “Someday we’ll jump over a car,” a voice inside my head whispered. “Two cars!” a second voice added.
The Kid would easily fly far enough to clear two cars on that day, but he was turning upside down now. He looked like he might even do a full back flip, but he had no landing ramp. Evel Knievel always had a landing ramp, but Evel never tried to do a back flip. If holding our collective breath could have helped the Kid complete the flip and land on his wheels, then he certainly would have landed on his wheels. He would have completed the greatest stunt a kid could have ever dreamed of pulling off. But nothing we did now could alter the chain of events that was about to occur.
When the Kid started falling back to earth he abandoned the bicycle. Still tumbling backwards, he twisted and turned, desperately searching for the ground below. If he caught a glimpse of the ramp, it must have seemed very far away.
Concrete awaited the Kid now, like tarmac awaiting a distressed airplane’s emergency landing. But instead of a qualified crew of firemen and medics, only a bunch of ten year old boys were standing by.
When our silence was finally broken by the crash, there was screaming, and yelling, and crying. I tried to run to the nearest adult for help, but the door flew open before I could even reach the porch. Mr. Harris bolted past me toward the Kid, with Mrs. Harris chasing behind. “Call an ambulance!” he yelled, and she ran back inside the house.
Mr. Harris tried to comfort the Kid as he lay in a heap in the middle of the sidewalk. Jenny brought a towel that Mr. Harris used to soak up blood from the Kid’s chest, and arms, and chin. Red stains on the Kid’s knees slowly grew as the sirens grew closer.
Some of the gang fled, but most of us remained in a wide semi-circle around the scene. The circle soon filled with onlookers from nearby homes, some muttering, “This was bound to happen eventually,” and others nodding in agreement. Matt and I sat on a lawn across the street and watched as they wrapped the Kid in gauze and loaded him into the ambulance. The crumpled bike remained where it landed until someone finally hauled it away the next morning. The ramp was dismantled and discarded. Our jumping days were over. We never saw the Kid again.
4 comments:
Great story, Randy. Reminds me of some of the dumb stunts we did and lived to tell about it. I just had an idea for a blog post. Thanks for the kick in the butt.
Edits? Corrections? None from me. Loved it 'as is'.
Oh hey, Should you bump into Kenny the Cork. Say Hi for me. Feel like we have a sortofa bond.
Keep up your writing. You have a gift.
i remember that day well, i was trying to make friends with a bunch of kids but this one kid Randy was such a jerk, i was going to home to get away when he said something and i just got pissed, so i turned my bike around (it was a hand me down bike, we was poor kids) and you know the rest.
i got a few bruises a bit of road rash and a couple teeth knocked out but all is good.
Thanks Pam. And to think, we did it all without kneepads or helmets!
Thank you Marc, and since you’re the one who got me started on this writing hobby, double-thanks. You and Kenny the Cork inspire me :) As for the edits: I got some good input from a couple friends (still waiting for that English teacher to chime in) but I’m finding that the best way to locate the rough spots is to read it out loud (or is it aloud?). I think it’s easier to spot bad wording by hearing it rather than by seeing it. I made a couple more edits today, but I think I’m almost there. Then the next step of course is, where do I send it to to be rejected ;)
And what can I say to our Canadian friend lightly? Sorry aboot the bump on your head? Thanks for reading ;)
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